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The Bottom Half
“30 MILES FROM NOWHERE” Goes Nowhere You Haven’t Been Before
This week on the Sematary: 30 MILES FROM NOWHERE is the definition of modern horror mediocrity, a bloodless slasher that…
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kleurvision
“PRIEST” is Destined for Hell, and Not in a Good Way
This week in the Sematary: Netflix week continues with 2011's PRIEST, a film that deserves damnation for making vampires boring.
by
kleurvision
“LAKE OF DEATH” is The Lodgers Part 2, and Not in a Good Way.
This week in the Sematary: LAKE OF DEATH is too shallow to swim in, lacking in both originality and scares.
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kleurvision
“MAUSOLEUM” Should Have Been Left Locked Away
This week in the Sematary: MAUSOLEUM could have been a campy 80's horror classic, if not for it's reliance on…
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kleurvision
“LYLE” Manages to Make Satanic Horror Feel Stale
This week in the Sematary: LYLE is a well-shot, well acted film that (unfortunately) is disappointingly predictable, clinging tightly to…
by
kleurvision
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