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The Bottom Half
“Stay Out of the Attic” is “Saw” With Nazis
The Shudder Original has good intentions, but is too exploitative, even by torture porn standards.
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kleurvision
“Tentacles” Tries (And Fails) to Put the Love in Lovecraftian
This week in the Sematary: Hulu's Valentine's Day "Into the Dark" episode lacks any sense of passion or bite.
by
kleurvision
“The Whip and the Body” Doesn’t Know The Meaning Of The Word No
The gothic atmospherics of Mario Bava's erotic mystery can't make up for its more problematic elements.
by
kleurvision
Pissed-Off Play Dough Men Hate Cell Phones in “NOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT”
Netflix's horror-comedy-slasher is a film that manages to do all of those things, none of them well.
by
kleurvision
“WOUNDS” is a Longform Monsterland Episode that Might be Too Tame to be Terrifying
This week in the Sematary: Enjoying Monsterland? Hulu's "WOUNDS" might be just the thing for you, a character driven slow…
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kleurvision
“30 MILES FROM NOWHERE” Goes Nowhere You Haven’t Been Before
This week on the Sematary: 30 MILES FROM NOWHERE is the definition of modern horror mediocrity, a bloodless slasher that…
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kleurvision
“PRIEST” is Destined for Hell, and Not in a Good Way
This week in the Sematary: Netflix week continues with 2011's PRIEST, a film that deserves damnation for making vampires boring.
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kleurvision
“LAKE OF DEATH” is The Lodgers Part 2, and Not in a Good Way.
This week in the Sematary: LAKE OF DEATH is too shallow to swim in, lacking in both originality and scares.
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kleurvision
“MAUSOLEUM” Should Have Been Left Locked Away
This week in the Sematary: MAUSOLEUM could have been a campy 80's horror classic, if not for it's reliance on…
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kleurvision
“LYLE” Manages to Make Satanic Horror Feel Stale
This week in the Sematary: LYLE is a well-shot, well acted film that (unfortunately) is disappointingly predictable, clinging tightly to…
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kleurvision
“DEAD SHACK’s” Brainless Zombie Comedy Misses Its Mark
This week in the Sematary: We finally hit a flop with "DEAD SHACK," a zombie comedy with the pretense of…
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kleurvision