By PAUL “NOMAD” NICHOLASI
Greetings to all Spooky Kids! Today is DAY 7 of our 24 Days of Halloween Toys Mystery Calendar! Each day from now ’til the high holiest of creepy days, you’ll be able to click on a vid below and reveal the TERRORS that hide beneath … on the lazy Susan … OF DOOOOM!!!
Disclaimer: RUE MORGUE is not responsible for anyone’s brain exploding from fright. Thank you for watching!
Penelope the Tiny Witch
Penelope was not like the other witches. Rather than spending her days concocting spells and boiling up ramen noodle magic, she preferred to watch the most unholy of media –sitcoms. Her favorite was (Ugh. I can barely type the title.) Friends. Because she was constantly referencing the show many years after anyone would know what the “h,” “e,” double-hockey-sticks she was talking about, she was cursed by some unknown witches and placed in the body of a doll. Adding insult to injury, the witches tagged her a “Big Head Screamer” so that she would be the object of ridicule for the rest of eternity. Suffice it to say, it just wasn’t Penelope’s day, week, month or year…
Check back here every day until Halloween for more unspeakable playthings!
