By PAUL “NOMAD” NICHOLASI
Greetings to all Spooky Kids! Today is DAY 15 of our 24 Days of Halloween Toys Mystery Calendar! Each day from now ’til the high holiest of creepy days, you’ll be able to click on a vid below and reveal the TERRORS that hide beneath … on the lazy Susan … OF DOOOOM!!!
Disclaimer: RUE MORGUE is not responsible for anyone’s brain exploding from fright. Thank you for watching!
The Empty Head That Looked Like Tim Heidecker
Some say it came from a home for wayward boys. The caretaker was cruel and would not let any boy out of his sight, and because he didn’t like to leave the house, the boys grew pale and severely anxious. Halloween came around, and the boys begged to go trick-or-treating, going so far as to promise to give all the best candy to the caretaker. Still, he would not be swayed and locked the doors, vowing they would have to kill him to leave the house. The boys agreed. It was a good deal. The neighbors all noted that the treat bucket used by the leader of the boys was both realistically horrifying and hysterical. It looked just like the head of the caretaker! All the boys beamed with pride. Still, I think it looks like Tim Heidecker.
Check back here every day until Halloween for more unspeakable playthings!
