By MICHAEL GINGOLD
We swear on a stack of Bibles that this is a real movie.
Wild Eye Releasing has announced a November release for NOAH’S SHARK, directed by Mark Polonia, the man behind SHARKENSTEIN, LAND SHARK, SHARK ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, VIRUS SHARK, JURASSIC SHARK 2: AQUAPOCALYPSE and the upcoming SHARKULA. Jeff Kirkendall, Tim Hatch, Jamie Morgan, Samantha Coolidge and Ryan Dalton star; the synopsis: “A fame-seeking televangelist and his film crew team set out to find the fabled Noah’s Ark, but discover it is guarded by both an ancient curse and a prehistoric great white shark.”