By PAUL “NOMAD” NICHOLASI
Greetings to all Spooky Kids! Today is DAY 1 of our 24 Days of Halloween Toys Mystery Calendar! Each day from now ’til the high holiest of creepy days, you’ll be able to click on a vid below and reveal the TERRORS that hide beneath … on the lazy Susan … OF DOOOOM!!!
Disclaimer: RUE MORGUE is not responsible for anyone’s brain exploding from fright. Thank you for watching!
Rudy The Sheep Skull Thing
Rudy was the ugliest goat at Knoxberry Farm. Go ahead. Ask me how ugly he was … I’ll wait.
Okay. He was so ugly, even his reflection wouldn’t look at him. He was so ugly, clocks ran backward just to get away from him. He was sooooo ugly … he had to yell extra loud for attention, which lead to the farmer eventually driving the li’l goat away. That wasn’t one of the jokes. One day, he was cornered by a pack of wolves who made a meal of him, and it’s said that all they left behind was a shrieking skull – which I now own. SPOOOOOKY!!
Check back here every day until Halloween for more unspeakable playthings!
