Now that the zombie apocalypse is finding its severed legs*, let’s face it: Your odds of surviving just aren’t good. But you know what? That’s okay. While the living are holed up in shopping malls and farmhouses learning grim lessons about the nature of humanity, you’ll be living the good death with your thousands of new, flesh-munching friends.

And being a rotter doesn’t mean you can’t be a snappy dresser. Johnny Coffins, the chief cook and bottle washer at Zombi Kitchen, has given Rue Morgue a very cool prize pack consisting of a ZK t-shirt, a ZK apron, and some ZK stickers. We thought about splitting it amongst ourselves, but there isn’t enough to go around and that kind of thing usually results in a Battle Royale-style fight to the death, which is how we lost our last three interns. So, we’re giving it away!