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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Oh, those cynical internet nerds and their self-imposed blinders of nostalgia.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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This is one of my all-time favourite Onion pieces. The headline at the end gets a million stars.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Fucking gold, man! He almost paused when it cracked the first time but thought...maybe it'll hold 'til I'm done with this damn interview.
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Clearly his platform didn't have a leg to stand on.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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You know, I was looking around for a touching and sensitive message to give my gal, and you just filled the bill! Thanks KT!  |
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Heaven only holds 144.000 people? Well, guess the rest of us are screwed. So time to get sinning!
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I live to serve. I played it for my own gal. Valentine's Day is gonna be RO-MAN-TIQUE!!!
(That's French for "romantic.")
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This stupid Andy-Kaufman-with-downs-syndrome shit with him has gone way too far.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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You might try this one too.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Best two lines in that video...
1. In detroit you need a dollar, a 12 pack of beer, a gram of coke and a whip!
2. I'm not a real spiffy..or, ya know, quick talker or nuthin' like that.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Best two lines in that video...
1. In detroit you need a dollar, a 12 pack of beer, a gram of coke and a whip!
2. I'm not a real spiffy..or, ya know, quick talker or nuthin' like that.
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Couple more winners:
1. The huge pause before the woman says she'd been seduced from under the table.
2. "Moustaches."
3. "I like the way they dress," while standing in front of a skinny guy in a trucker's cap and bright green t-shirt.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Couple more winners:
1. The huge pause before the woman says she'd been seduced from under the table.
2. "Moustaches."
3. "I like the way they dress," while standing in front of a skinny guy in a trucker's cap and bright green t-shirt.
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All valid contenders for best line in the video...its so hard to pick a favorite! lol
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Ha! Good stuff.
Funnily enough, it got me thinking. I don't think I've ever seen a black blow-up doll before. Weird. |
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Ha! Good stuff.
Funnily enough, it got me thinking. I don't think I've ever seen a black blow-up doll before. Weird.
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At reading this I had a sudden mental picture of a black blow up doll sitting in the front seat of the public transport bus with the name Rosa Parks written across her forehead.
*Shudder*
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Oh holy shit. It's the song that really makes it.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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God, that's great!
It's like a safety video directed by Sam Raima!
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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