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DALLAS (AP) — A patient wearing an oxygen mask tried to light a cigarette in his hospital room, sparking a fire that forced the evacuation of more than 100 patients, destroyed the room and melted medical equipment, officials said.
A nurse rescued the man from his burning bed shortly after the Thursday night blaze started. He suffered serious burns and was taken to the burn unit at another Dallas hospital. No one else was hurt, hospital officials said.
“He somehow got the strength to smoke a cigarette with a non-removable mask,” Dallas Fire-Rescue Capt. Paul Martinez said. “I don’t know how he did it, but he did it.”
Firefighters extinguished the two-alarm fire after about 45 minutes, and the evacuated patients were returned to their rooms. Hospital sprinklers kept the blaze mostly in the hospital room, said fire Lieut. Joel Lavender.
Officials did not release the man’s name and condition Friday, or why he was originally in the hospital, citing medical privacy laws. |
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Sweet, fancy fucking Jesus on a pink Wal Mart pogo stick....
Are there actually real live people like this? 
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Edit:It would appear our dear Hope is actually Mad TV alumnus Crista Flanagan. The other episodes are hilarious....
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Holy crap that was hilarious. It totally reminded me of this girl off of the Four Eyed Monsters podcast who is an actress. Go to foureyedmonsters.com and watch episodes 6 & 7. You should recognize who I'm talking about. |
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For so long now, I'm racing on in the wind
On this road I'm moving on
I feel the heat, the desert sun burning skin
Never stopping, always on the run
Ooh, forever all I want is you here by my side
But I can't wait too long, no
Holding me is like taming the seven seas
I'm one restless gypsy, all I need is to catch the wind, where my heart's in
And I'm riding in the breeze
Call me restless gypsy to the end
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Not funny at all in topic, but if this guy really went on the Nancy Grace show thinking he was delivering sports stats then holy shit.
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This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen....
The Vader Sessions
Check out the music at 3:26 (in the detention block)
It's a LONG clip, but well worth the load time.
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Lucky bastard. What, is he gay? not that there is anything wrong with that.....
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This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen....
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There's no question about it.
Darth Vader is a dick.
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This is one of the greatest edits of all time.
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I saw that a while back and thought it was hilarious. It's more hilarious if you read the translation of what they've got the biker saying.
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Oh, sorry Draccenstein... in the messages for that video someone translates it. The skeleton biker repeats...
"You there, do you want a ride to HELL??? NO DO NOT RUN AWAY!! COME TO MY BIKE!!! LET´S GO TO HELL!!! Muáááháháhá
Hey dudes let’s go to hell! Do not run away you cowards! I will catch you ALL!!! LET’S GO TO HELL!!!"
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"They should just make pretend polling places for these people and only put Jesus on the ballot and they can vote for him every day and they can do with the ballots basically the same thing they do with kids' letters to God." - POEtv's KnowFuture commenting on the woman in this video.
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Oh, sorry Draccenstein... in the messages for that video someone translates it. The skeleton biker repeats...
"You there, do you want a ride to HELL??? NO DO NOT RUN AWAY!! COME TO MY BIKE!!! LET´S GO TO HELL!!! Muáááháháhá
Hey dudes let’s go to hell! Do not run away you cowards! I will catch you ALL!!! LET’S GO TO HELL!!!"
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BEAUTY!!
I like this clip even better now. Thanks Rovin!
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I've watched this one before and tried to figure out what the hell it was all over. I still don't know, but that's a helluva "WHACK!"
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