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BESTIALITY SEX FARM?!?
A drug dealer in Washington is accused of running a farm for the purpose of providing animals for people to have sex with.
The place was surrounded with warning signs decorated with Halloween decorations.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...labuse17m.html
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Holy crap, my sister lives just a few miles from there!
Jeez, I don't think I want to know what those mice were used for. 
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Strike anyone else as strange that the place was called Exitpoint stallions?
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What, you guys don't have grandma /grandson incest in Toronto? Here it's as common as the day is long. (Now where'd I put that crystal meth?)
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05-04-2010, 07:20 PM
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05-04-2010, 07:33 PM
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That is fucked...hahaha. Gross!
And the Spider-Man story is awesome.
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05-14-2010, 08:26 PM
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Poisonous spider bite hits unlucky Canuck below belt
AUCKLAND, N.Z. (CNS) — The story of a Canadian man who suffered heart inflammation after being bit on the penis by a Katipo spider after a skinny-dip is making headlines half a world away after his case was published in the New Zealand Medical Journal.
The New Zealand Herald reported that the 22-year-old man had left his clothes on a sand dune beach in the Northland region of the country while he swam nude.
He reportedly awoke later following a nap to find his penis swollen, sore and red.
Dr. Nigel Harrison is quoted in the journal as saying the man suffered muscle pain, fever, headache, light sensitivity and vomiting as a result.
He was taken to hospital with high blood pressure and later developed chest pain.
The newspaper reports he was eventually treated with Antivenin, an antitoxin, which rapidly improved his condition.
It said he remained in hospital for 16 days and is the only known person to develop heart inflammation as a result of a Katipo spider bite.
The small black venomous spiders - some of which bear a red stripe with a white border - are native to New Zealand and live in sand dunes close to the sea.
They bite rarely and usually only in self defence.
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05-17-2010, 07:48 PM
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E.L.E. - scifi/horror
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05-18-2010, 01:26 AM
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05-18-2010, 09:02 AM
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This is kinda wierd. After his death,the guy wanted to be mounted on his motorcycle for the funeral...
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That's extremely creepy, but yet, cool at the same time. But is the guy gonna be buried with the cycle? You'd sorta think rigor mortis would set in and it be a pain in the ass to get 'em off the thing. Unless it's just in the casket, in the ground you go, so the condition of the body doesn't really matter?
Somethin' oddly fascinatin' about this.
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05-18-2010, 09:18 AM
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Cheers, Torgo. I was literally crying with laughter.
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05-18-2010, 10:21 AM
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That is very creepy. And they shot video of it.
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05-18-2010, 10:55 AM
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That is the creepiest shit I've ever seen! Some of the comments are hilarious.
"Oh Yeah? Well, when I die I want to have one leg up on my coffee table scratchin my balls with my left hand and surfin my tv with my clicker on the right hand. Beat that!"
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06-03-2010, 07:11 PM
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Woman jailed for testicle attack
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." 
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06-04-2010, 02:09 PM
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Woman jailed for testicle attack
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." 
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Yep, that's a leg-crosser...
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06-04-2010, 04:13 PM
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She pulled off his left testicle...
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You have to admit, that's pretty impressive. It's not like you're picking cherries...
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06-04-2010, 10:11 PM
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Woman jailed for testicle attack
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Wonder what she though it would taste like..chicken? 
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07-09-2010, 01:06 PM
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07-09-2010, 07:40 PM
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Lady must have been temporarily blinded by the sparkling.
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07-09-2010, 07:55 PM
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A good reason for banning creepy middle age women from seeing the Twilight films.
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07-11-2010, 04:12 AM
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PANIC AT NIGERIAN 'KILLER CALLS'
A rumour has spread rapidly in the commercial capital, Lagos, that if one answers calls from certain "killer numbers" then one will die immediately.
A BBC reporter says experts and mobile phone operators have been reassuring the public via the media that death cannot result from receiving a call. He says that in such a superstitious country unfounded rumours are common.
A list of alleged killer numbers has been circulated but no-one is reported to have died from answering the phone. The BBC's reporter in Lagos, Sola Odunfa, says that the current scare story is reminiscent of a rumour that spread a few years ago that a handshake could cause sexual organs to disappear. That rumour turned to tragedy as mobs rounded on people accused of making organs disappear.
Despite the massive public interest, no-one was found to have lost their organs.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3906607.stm
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07-11-2010, 04:16 AM
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Sex Attacks Blamed On Bat Demon
Some believe a bat turns into a man at night
Men in parts of Tanzania's main city, Dar es Salaam, are living in fear of a night-time sex attacker.
A BBC correspondent says the attacks are being blamed by some on a demon called "Popo Bawa" meaning winged bat.
Some men are staying awake or sleeping in groups outside their homes. Others are smearing themselves with pig's oil, believing this repels attacks.
Reports of the demon's existence have been common for many years in Zanzibar, where locals claim it originated.
The BBC's John Ngahyoma in Dar es Salaam says not many people actually believe that the demon exists and there have been no sightings.
But Mbaruku Ibrahim, who hails from Zanzibar, says the story of the demon is common there and people in his village on Pemba island sleep beside a huge fire outside their houses whenever it is said to appear.
The story goes that the bat is able to transform itself into a man at night and it has also been blamed for rapes of women.
Sheikh Yahya Hussein, a prominent astrologer in Tanzania, claims that the demon is a spirit that is unleashed by witches to torment their opponents.
Belief in witchcraft and superstitions is widespread in Tanzania, especially in rural areas.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6383833.stm
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Others are smearing themselves with pig's oil, believing this repels attacks.
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It certainly cools my passion a little.
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07-13-2010, 11:15 AM
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Sex Attacks Blamed On Bat Demon
Some believe a bat turns into a man at night
Men in parts of Tanzania's main city, Dar es Salaam, are living in fear of a night-time sex attacker.
A BBC correspondent says the attacks are being blamed by some on a demon called "Popo Bawa" meaning winged bat.
Some men are staying awake or sleeping in groups outside their homes. Others are smearing themselves with pig's oil, believing this repels attacks.
Reports of the demon's existence have been common for many years in Zanzibar, where locals claim it originated.
The BBC's John Ngahyoma in Dar es Salaam says not many people actually believe that the demon exists and there have been no sightings.
But Mbaruku Ibrahim, who hails from Zanzibar, says the story of the demon is common there and people in his village on Pemba island sleep beside a huge fire outside their houses whenever it is said to appear.
The story goes that the bat is able to transform itself into a man at night and it has also been blamed for rapes of women.
Sheikh Yahya Hussein, a prominent astrologer in Tanzania, claims that the demon is a spirit that is unleashed by witches to torment their opponents.
Belief in witchcraft and superstitions is widespread in Tanzania, especially in rural areas.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6383833.stm
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I think I've seen this movie...
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07-13-2010, 11:32 AM
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I believe in the Popobawa!
Suposedly, he will viciously sodomize people for several hours. Then he'll stop and say that he'll be back unless you tell as many people as possible all about him and what he does. The only way sure-fire way to prevent Popobawa from raping you is to believe in him.
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07-13-2010, 02:35 PM
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07-13-2010, 07:20 PM
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Drunk man attempts to ride crocodile
The man, who had earlier been turfed out of a Broome tavern for being drunk, told police he climbed into Fatso's enclosure at a local crocodile park because he wanted to give him a pat.
Got to love Australians
"No person in their right mind would try to sit on a 5m crocodile''
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07-20-2010, 02:13 PM
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Found this today. It was written by my favorite living writer JOE R LANSDALE and was taken from the Texas Observer, July 18th, 2010. It is about the hunting season in Texas.
Joe's the best!!
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07-20-2010, 02:54 PM
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Found this today. It was written by my favorite living writer JOE R LANSDALE and was taken from the Texas Observer, July 18th, 2010. It is about the hunting season in Texas.
Joe's the best!!
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Good stuff LaMort. Always great to read more from Joe.
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07-20-2010, 07:25 PM
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Good stuff LaMort. Always great to read more from Joe.
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I did a search at the Texas Observer sight and found a few more articles my Joe. I guess he is now freelancing for the Texas Observer.
Here is a story he did about why he loves Edgar Allen Poe called DARK INSPIRATON. Not really bizarre news but perfect for this board.
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07-30-2010, 08:18 PM
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07-31-2010, 09:50 AM
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At the risk of startin' some kinda shitstorm here (which isn't my intention), I say hear hear, Condell.
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07-31-2010, 12:46 PM
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At the risk of startin' some kinda shitstorm here (which isn't my intention), I say hear hear, Condell.
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Then we'll both be in that shitstorm.
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07-31-2010, 04:57 PM
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I would remove the automatic tax exemptions for all religions.
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07-31-2010, 09:56 PM
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Dear God, that's just classic! Never thought I'd see 86 pages of dripping sarcasm. Made my night.
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Unreal. for anyone interested, the Pickton case media ban has been mostly lifted. Bizarre? You bet it is.
Laymon himself could not have written this... horror.
No links as I feel more comfortable suggesting Google. Not everyone wants to read distressing media, I am sure.
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