3 Comments

1. Ken
   Posted July 16, 2008 at 1:34 am | Permalink

   “When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.”

2. Justin Erickson
   Posted July 16, 2008 at 10:11 am | Permalink

   Rob Cohen and any blasphemer who becomes attached to this movie should be kicked square in the nards.

3. Bill
   Posted July 17, 2008 at 2:14 am | Permalink

   Leaked early screenplay draft:

   Kid 1: Yo! Wolfman got some serious nuts up in this bitch!!

   Kid 2: I’ll text everyone on my awesome new T-mobile to warn them.

   Kid 3: But everyone’s at the rave! Market research shows much of our target demographic attends raves! Lets hit the Burger King drive through (open late on weekends!) on our way to warn them.

   Kid 2: Great idea! Don’t forget to leave time to kill Fred Dekker and Shane Black and violate their corpses!

   Kid 1: That’s crunk!