A friend (thanks, Alex!) forwarded this link to gossip monkey Perez Hilton’s website. He’s reporting on a petition to have Tara Reid banned from appearing in Platinum Dunes’ remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Hilariously, this is in response to a previous petition to have her on the project, after she was taken off of it. Or something.

The point is, WHO GIVES A FUCK?

I hate celebrity gossip bullshit, but I hate even more that people will invest time and effort into this sort of thing when the real world, the one outside of shitty Hollywood movies, is falling apart. It makes horror fans look like morons.

Anyhow, the only reason to mention this sort of thing is that I have this fantasy where an alien race (or Cylon collective) watches us, waiting for the moment they’ve had enough of our shenanigans and decide to exterminate us. Now is clearly that time.

Nightmare on Elm Street remake? Tara Reid? Tara Reid petitions?

Bring on the fucking nukes.