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An Important Report on a Horrifying New Trend!!!

Forget heavy metal and Goth music, the real danger to the youth of America is… emo!

Aaaaaaaaaaa! THE HORROR!

Just remember, kids, you can’t spell “demon” without “emo.”

2 Comments »

  1. Comment by Royal B. — February 28, 2007 @ 10:06 am

    You gotta be fucking kidding.

  2. Comment by thedarkbackward — February 28, 2007 @ 1:42 pm

    Flashing back to FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS…

    (SWIRLY SWIRLY SWIRLY)

    DR. BLUMQUIST
    Now, there are four states of being
    in the cannabis, or marijuana,
    society: Cool, Groovy, Hip, and
    Square. The square is seldom if
    ever cool. He is not “with it,”
    that is, he doesn’t know “what’s
    happening.” But if he manages to
    figure it out, he moves up a notch
    to “hip.” And if he can bring himself to
    approve of what is happening, he
    becomes “groovy.” After that, with
    much luck and perseverance, he can
    rise to the rank of “cool.” A cool
    guy… cool guy… cool guy…

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