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This astounding Cthulhu mask is for sale on eBay. As its Ukraine sellers note: “Be unique on ANY party!! It’s completely suitable for wearing!.”

Really? Like, it’s completely suitable for a three-year-old’s birthday party? Perhaps a Bar Mitzvah? A baby shower? Personally, I’d wear it out to Red Lobster, sit at the bar with a crantini and order about 30 plates of calamari.

Regardless, that’s some fine craftsmanship, and the leather fetish style certainly adds an extra layer of creepiness. Bring on the Lovecraftian slash fiction!*

*(Actually, don’t.)

Thanks to boingboing.

3 Comments »

  1. Comment by Ken — January 17, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

    Do you wear the ball gag over it or underneath? Porcini mushrooms do not make good arts and crafts material!

  2. Comment by Jovanka Vuckovic — January 17, 2007 @ 8:18 pm

    I still maintain it’s best for jerking off while peering through old ladies’ window dressings.

  3. Comment by Ken — January 18, 2007 @ 3:11 am

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