Festival of Fear, Rue Morgue Podcast
POST APOCALYPSE – ARE FRIENDS ELECTRIC?
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This week, the infamous miscreant Last Chance Lance drops by the Rue Morgue Studio of Squeaky Squirrels to read some of your letters, preview the 2012 Festival of Fear, review Ridley Scott’s long awaited Alien prequel Prometheus and announce the contest rules to win copies of Synapse Films’s Blu-ray/DVD reissue of the 1971 naughty Hammer flick Twins of Evil.
And last – and certainly least – we have another Ask The Embalmer.
Yes, it’s another intrepid edition of POST APOCALYPSE!
Endure.
:- FDBK
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I simply must own this classic in this format and kickstart my Hammer Blu-ray collection so with out further ado and inspired by the prize…
My film title is
Breasts Of Beelzebub
The Cinementry is called
The Devil’s Dumplings
“It rises to the occasion and fully examines the perky points of pandemonium.”
Excellent start to the contest. I’m looking forward to reading the rest of the entries (providing the rules were clear enough for everyone! )
I like the idea of listening to feedback’s commentary of Hammer films.
The film title is Port of Cunnilingus.
The cinementary is The Cargo’s Discharge – The Horror of Inspecting the Goods.
Archdiocese of Danger
Run Boy Run: A penetrating look under the cloth
Dancers of Detroit
Cannibalistic Strippers – A detailed video journal of pole maneuvering
Death of Dawn
Lurking in the Shadows. On set with Raimi, Carpenter and Romero conquering a Lovecraft anthology.
Wow, OMS. You’re going to town on this, huh?
Ojos de Diablo
Eternal Darkness – Cinementary of the greatest collaboration, Del Toro and Jackson
This one doesn’t count, but I felt it should be shared as a nod and continuation of previous threads of deviant discussion:
A Serbian Film
Cinementary: “This Baby Was Fucked at Birth”
Sorry…
James
Wow, warmsoda. That’s probably the first entry we’ve ever gotten that we WON’T be able to read on the show!
Tins of Weevils
Unleashing the rabies: behind the evil weevil FX
Or
Clits of Doom
Flicking the bean: an inside look
Or
Podcasts of Shit
Cry me a river: the jay kern story
Sweet! I just got a blu-ray player too!
Title:
Snoz of Death
Cinementary:
With a nose like that: Living with a nose bigger than Adrian Brody’s
Title:
Browneye of Doom
Cinementary:
Shitstorm: Making sense of the stench
These are great!
Embalmer of Canada
Thawed Out- an inside scoop of blood
I forgot to mention that Breasts Of Beelzebub is AKA Beelzebubbies (1983).
Also
Cocks Of Delirium starring Sarah Palin who has a significant part.
The cinementry is called
Stand Up And Be Counted
“It features penetrating commentary from many upstanding members of the US senate.”
Title:
Jesus of Porn
Cinementary:
Getting Nailed: Ressurecting Adult Film’s Savior
Bile of HAL
Technovirusity- Dissecting AI law
Kingdom of Necromance
Till Death Do Us Part? – A dig under the scenes
The Addicts of Auto-erotic-asphyxiation
Stranglehold- Suffocation Across a Nation.
Convent of Sadomasochism
Sisters in Stilettos: A Look Inside the Twisted Mind of Director Last Chance Lance
Farts of Death
He Who Smelt It: Blaming a Corpse for Your Rectal Chicanery
Cheese of Thighs
Curds ‘n Whey: A blood curdling look inside the thick and creamy crevices of Miss Muffet’s tuffet.
Dance of Shadows
Flirting with the Dark- Shading light on fear
Secretions of Syphilis
Legions of lesions: A behind the scene peek at the creation of this infectious thriller.
Completely juvenile, but I can’t help myself, my apologies….
Reek of Flatulence
Cinementary: What a Gas – An Ode(oriferous) to the Shit-stained Cinema Verite of Del Tittman
James
Tea Party Proctologists of Doom
Assholes, Inflamation and the End of Days: Go “behind” the scenes.
Death of an Awesome Podcast (Rue Morge Radio)
What the Fuck Happened?:A detailed behind the scenes look at why I still don’t know why RM Radio ceased because Barnes & Noble stopped selling RM Magazine and I was in blackout until I subscribed but still do not know official reason. Would you please mention why you limey bastard and crazy canuck (is that with a “c”?
Okay, here’s my entry…
Tits of Terror
A tropical cruise turns deadly as a woman turns killer every time she gets friendly with her fellow cruise mates.
The special feature:
Horror on the high sea: Moterboating across the Tits of Terror.
Juvenile, I know. But I should get a vote from Lance.
The infamous “Elvira clip” finally surfaces! Genius!
And with THAT…I hereby offer my fake film and making-of-documentary titles:
TWITS OF EGO! (Or How To Succeed In Horror Journalism Without Really Trying!)
And the doc would be called UNDER THE TEA COZY: A DAY IN THE LIES OF A FORMER CAUSTIC CRITIC!
By the way… “I do it for Mike Tank, whom I can’t remember anything about right now.”
Story of my life.
Tank! That’s a work of art right there…..
I’m still laughing at that one, Mike.
GREAT!
@Feedback and Scurrilous- Thanks!