No matter how bad your prom turned out (surely you couldn’t have thought that crushed velvet, plaid tuxedo was a good idea?), it’s 100% guaranteed not to have been as horrifying as the one Brett experiences at the hands of Lola, the hot-pink teen terror stuck to the cover of the June issue of RM#123, in a deranged prom-gone-wrong flick from Down Under called THE LOVED ONES. Some girls just won’t take no for an answer, no matter how much it hurts. ON STANDS JUNE 1! Also available for iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Android, PC and Mac for only $4.99 an issue.

And for those in the Toronto area: don’t miss out on our Cinemacabre Movie Night 35mm presentation of The Loved Ones TOMORROW NIGHT (Thursday, May 17) at The Toronto Underground Cinema (186 Spadina Ave., just north of Queen St.) @ 9:30 p.m. Just $10!