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Bikini! Zombies!! Calendar!!! Contest!!!!

on November 25, 2011 | 2 Comments

Zoinks, Scoob’! The folks behind the Year of the Dead calendar, featuring zombie babes in beachwear, are giving away five of their 2012 calendars, so you can tack one up at home or at work and get disapproving looks all year around. If this appeals to your sick bastard sensibilities, all you have to do is the following:

Send an email to theyearofthedead@gmail.com with the subject line Year of the Dead/Rue Morgue contest and tell ‘em your idea for a future Year of the Dead zombie babe photo shoot. For example: “I’d like to see an undead beach babe in a deck chair sipping brains out of some guy’s skull like it was a piña colada.” Or, “Show me a trio of zombie girls washing a hot rod with bloody water.”

About the calendar:
The Year of the Dead: Swimsuit Edition 2012 Calendar features the sexiest, most grotesque dead girls to ever claw their way out of the grave and into your daily routine. Brought to you by a truly terrible team of twisted minds this calendar is set to make you cringe and drool at the same time! So break down the wall that says dead things can’t be sexy, for The Year of the Dead: Swimsuit Edition.

And you can buy it at the official site, here.

See more here!

Tags: swimsuit calendar, year of the dead, zombies

Responses to Bikini! Zombies!! Calendar!!! Contest!!!!

  1. Jay Martin says:

    I would like to see an undead lunch lady serving bloody brain cakes (pancakes) as she pours bloody syrup all over them and her

  2. melanie contreras says:

    pin-up! duh its the best.. i’m a pin-up myself;)

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