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RUE MORGUE PODCAST – POST APOCALYPSE
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Last Chance Lance joins me for a thermonuclear-powered edition of Post Apocalypse!!!.
First, we’ll be reading letters from the listeners, including one that is easily the strangest (and most charming) bit of correspondence we’ve received since launching this infernal enterprise.
Then we have a few contests to tell you about, including DVD copies of Ferocious Planet and Roadkill from the SyFy Channel’s Maneater Series.
Also, we have 3 prints to give away of anything available at Scottra Monster Art featuring work by the Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Award Winning Artist Robert Scott.
So don’t delay. Press Play.
:- FDBK
Ron McKenzie’s poster for Nun With A Stun Gun.
Ron’s illustration for Preacherman With A Chainsaw Hand.
Boo the Greyhound sporting a Walking Dead Shirt.
Zephyr the Wonder Whippet with a Sharktopus Chew Toy.
And here’s a few links you’ll need if you wanna play along at home with this week’s episode:
Tomb Dragomir’s Hippo With A Shotgun Trailer.
Nick English’s 11 Biggest WTF Movie Moments.
I Saw The Devil @ IMDB.COM
Oldboy@ IMDB.COM
To have one of your letters read on an upcoming edition of the Rue Morgue Podcast, send an email to letters @ ruemorgueradio.com.
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Thanks for the TOMB TV shout out you crazy cads!
Get well Boo the Greyhound.
Amen brothers. Amen.
I am now hard at work on my How To Talk Stralian audio CD extravaganza!
You better be serious. I await it with eager anticipation.
Ha ha, I’m sorely tempted.
Lesson number one is easy – Learn to talk with your lips pressed firmly together. Do that and you are halfway there, it stops the flies from crawling in your mouth apparently.
Are you implying that our attempts at ‘Stralian’ on the show are less than stellar?
LANCE and Feedback,
Thanks for all the love. You guys made my weekend!
That list was a shitload of work, but I didn’t even get the pennies a horror magazine would have paid for it. It was all just for fun.
I’ll take a Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Award, though.
And Lance, I’m not just saying this because Feedback asked us to be nice to you . . . or to kiss your ass for talking up my list . . . but you were on fire tonight. Had me laughing multiple times.
For the record, the complete Sarah Silverman line is “When God gives you AIDS – and God does give you AIDS, by the way – make lemonAIDS.”
And by the way, I did win ONE contest. I have a sweet Robot Monster tee from the Fast Custom Shirts contest, which was quite a while back.
Nick. What led you to believe that Lance reads the blog? Ha! (But I’ll make sure to show this to him.)
“Are you implying that our attempts at ‘Stralian’ on the show are less than stellar?”
Some work is required yes…
Derk Merk indeed.
Just as The Muppets had Statler & Waldorf (literally) overseeing their shenanigans, the horror industry has Feedback & Last Chance Lance overseeing its tomfoolery.
I usually listen to the show while I’m sketching design concepts for clients; Feedback & Lance make that difficult, as it’s hard to draw while laughing.
This week was particularly rough, since I’ve actually met Jodi Infurnari.
This was the funniest show yet. Everything from the late Hobo entry to the most embarrasing moment in Star Trek history to that hot, hot, HOT…and incredibly strange….language lesson was just pure comic gold.
Though I have to admit…At the same time that I found Tara’s tape to be so funny, the more you played of it and the more you two made fun of her…the more I kind of started to feel sorry for her. Call me a sap, but I felt bad because she sounded very nice and it seemed like she was just trying to help.
But then again…who would take the time to go through the ENTIRE crew list of those films and put together an in depth tutorial like that?
I take it back. She’s a fucking wingnut. But still, it was oh so HOT.
And NICK ENGLISH- Great list! Hilarious! I will be circulating that this weekend, definitely. The #1 moment was a jaw-dropper.
Thanks again for another great show, Feedback…and that other guy…what’s his name?
Come on. As Lance said, surely Tara knew we were gonna riff on that. Nevertheless, her tape has definitely helped me………………..to never try to pronounce a Korean name again!
Haha, Da-k Ma-k
You really need to send in a tape for a Strailian lesson!
This Tara tape is really… weird. Very extensive though. Since she is a fan of the show I am sure she knew you would have a little perverted fun with it, so I wouldn’t worry too much about her feelings getting hurt, Tank.
And I would never send in a tape, I have a really annoying voice. And a limited vocabulary!
Highly entertaining episode as always, FEEDBACK & Lance!
Oh, and lovely dogs, Lance. Sorry to hear about Boo
“Come on. As Lance said, surely Tara knew we were gonna riff on that.”
You would be surprised at how many people have no sense of humor when it comes to your ribbings. Just ask a certain E-I-C of a certain rival magazine.
Meli. Too bad. We want audio. Get cracking…..
How the hell did Tara even do that anyway!? Send you a cassette tape?
She sent a CD. She recorded it on her computer (I think on Garageband.) You can do it too….
I have sent a letter just for Lance, so that he feels special.
I sent it to him.
“Haha, Da-k Ma-k You really need to send in a tape for a Strailian lesson!”
I would but some of my true blue Aussie mates would likely fill my strides with live *taipans for my impudence and then drown me in a **billabong for good measure.
My mate’s next door neighbour was killed by a bloody kangaroo the other day…Crikey!
* Fast highly venomous Australian snake (as opposed to the slow highly venomous variety).
** A pond.
Killed by a Kangaroo? I mean….of all the cool shit in Australia that could kill ya….to get knocked off by a Kangaroo? That’s harsh….
More details please.
The way I heard it he was out riding a racing bicycle and died after colliding with one. The red Kangaroo can weigh up to 90 kg and travel at over 60 km/h. Skippy they are not, though they taste better than you might imagine.
Oh yeah…that pouch…full of ninja throwing stars.
Man, it gets even worse. Let me get this straight. He ran into a Kangaroo…..on a bicycle….and died. Wow.
Kangaroos with ninja throwing stars in their pouch!? How cute
I shan’t tell you about the electric sissorbees – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH13ace67Ek
A nod to Satan’s Favorite Son for finding that one.
Karl Pilkington has it right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omTjViT9i98
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Ragging on the artist who offered you free artwork is kind of a dick move. But since you are world famous podcasters (I mean who hasn’t heard of Rue Morgue Radio) you can afford to be dicks. Plus there are so few people that do these horror kind of websites/podcast you can afford to be dicks to everyone. Like most people I will be one podcast and out.
Later
Wow, onanboy, you really took that personally!
Guess you didn’t know FEEDBACK and Scottra are BBFs on Facebook
He must’ve forgiven them.
onanboy! Er……what Meli said.
And we were only messing around with those comments – not to be taken too seriously – which thankfully Scottra didn’t……
Nevertheless, I got a kick out of your sarcasm.
World famous podcasters eh? I like it….
I’ll have to make a note to include this comment on an upcoming episode of POST APOCALYPSE.
Hi
What a Awesome radio show. That was nice you read Nick English information. Also, I like “Hippo with a shot gun” Reminds me of my third grade teacher 
Later & Thank-you,.
Thank you Kula! I think we all have a teacher whom the Hippo reminds us of!
Who is this Lance guy, you should have him come back on future shows!