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Torture Porn For Kids!

on June 11, 2009 | 5 Comments

Why can’t we have commercials this cool in English Canada? And this is just to celebrate the 10th anniversary of a line of slush flavours. Eli Roth, you’d better be taking notes, because I just found your angle for Hostel 3

Responses to Torture Porn For Kids!

  1. Foz says:

    You just made my day!

  2. Zomb-Aid says:

    Jeez, why are they mutilating all those movie executives?

  3. Laure Anne says:

    A few years back, that company had a slurpee called Liposuccion (peach flavor). The ad was amazing. There was a surgeon doing a liposuccion and the tube was sucking up the fat too fast. As the camera followed the tube, there was this 10 years old-freakled face kid sucking the fat like slurpee out of the straw. Hilarious!

  4. Bloody PM says:

    Because we rock in Québec !Lol

    Be honest, i was verry surprising to saw thIs pubs. Its for the Couche-Tard store they make he’s own slush. I said to my self; hey boy1 I always find the clown morbid, but now, the pub gone far.

    But, you cant see this publicity on television; its only inside the store because thye have monitor. The fucking CRTC cant accept that.

    Nice blog and magasine, your my favorite.

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